I dreamed that our family was going on a cruise. While packing for the trip, I decided to bring some snacks with me just in case the ship didn't have what I liked or in case I wanted some snacks during an excursion.
I looked in the pantry and found that I had 12 glass bottles of cherry vanilla coke zero. That is one of my favorite sodas so I thought it would be a great thing to bring along. At first I thought I would only bring a couple with me, but then I realized that I would be sad if I ran out during the trip. I also thought that if I started drinking one that probably somebody else in my family would want one too, and I didn't want to not have enough for everyone, so I decided to bring all of them just in case.
I was concerned that the ship would not let me on with a bunch of my own food, so I determined to sneak it aboard. I found a trench coat and sewed large pockets on the inside that could each hold one bottle of coke. I only had enough space in the trench coat for ten pockets, so I put the last two bottles in the duffel bag that held my clothes. My plan worked flawlessly. Wearing my trench coat filled with coke bottles I was able to smuggle all the coke on-board without raising any suspicions.
Once we were on the ship, it occurred to me that I never knew when I might want a bottle of coke. And if there were family members around at the time they might also want one. So I wore my coke trench coat everywhere around the ship. It was heavy and uncomfortable, but I told myself that it would be worth it to always have the coke available. I even wore it to bed and slept in it. That turned out to be particularly painful one night when we hit some rough water and I was thrown out of bed and on to the floor, landing on the hard glass bottles. I also didn't want to be on an excursion and find myself wanting a coke and not having one, so I wore it on all the excursions. One of the excursions was to an amusement park and I wore the trench coat while walking around the park and on all the roller coasters.
Finally, the cruise came to an end and it was time to head home. I never drank a single bottle of coke during the cruise, so I wore my coke trench coat and carried the two extra bottles in by duffel bag as we got on a bus headed to the airport. During the ride, I was really getting hot and uncomfortable so I finally took off the trench coat and stuffed it inside my duffel bag.
As we entered the terminal I realized that airport security would not allow me through with so much liquid. But I didn't dare put all the glass coke bottles in a checked bag because they would break for sure. I couldn't bear to just throw it all away! I decided that the best option was to just drink it all before we got to security. We entered a small airport cafeteria and found an open table. I put my duffel bag on the table and explained the situation to my family. Most of them were excited to have a coke.
When I unzipped the duffel bag, to my dismay I could see that my clothes were soaked with coke. I pulled out my trench coat and surveyed the damage. Fortunately, only two of the glass bottles had broken and the other ten were OK. I passed out the surviving bottles and we all enjoyed a nice drink of cherry vanilla coke zero.
Dreamed on Feb 8, 2021
