I dreamed that I was a minor demon working under the Demon of
Misery. His goal was to make people as miserable as possible.
I was assigned a position in the Vegetable Enforcement Department. I was given a list of people and I was supposed to visit each person on my route regularly.
If they did not have any vegetables or if they had not purchased enough vegetables then I was supposed to harass them and rough them up so they were motivated to buy more vegetables before my next visit.
If they owned vegetables but weren't eating them then they had to pay a vegetable tax on each can or fresh vegetable they owned.
If they ate them then I was supposed to leave them alone. Eating vegetables made them miserable enough and there was nothing else I needed to do.
I guess it is pretty clear what my subconscious thinks of vegetables.
Dreamed on 11/9/2019
I was assigned a position in the Vegetable Enforcement Department. I was given a list of people and I was supposed to visit each person on my route regularly.
If they did not have any vegetables or if they had not purchased enough vegetables then I was supposed to harass them and rough them up so they were motivated to buy more vegetables before my next visit.
If they owned vegetables but weren't eating them then they had to pay a vegetable tax on each can or fresh vegetable they owned.
If they ate them then I was supposed to leave them alone. Eating vegetables made them miserable enough and there was nothing else I needed to do.
I guess it is pretty clear what my subconscious thinks of vegetables.
Dreamed on 11/9/2019
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