The one with the toilet hot tub

I dreamed that I became ultra-rich. I was so rich that I bought my own personal cruise ship. For some reason, I retrofitted one of the hot tubs so that it was a giant toilet. It still looked like a hot tub, but it could be flushed.

I always invited lots of other people to join me on my cruise ship, but they would constantly be getting into my toilet hot tub. Every few minutes I would have to chase them out by yelling, "Hey! Get out of my toilet!" They would whine and complain while they got out, and then they would watch for the first opportunity when I wasn't looking so they could get back in.

Meanwhile, an epidemic of obesity and depression hit the world. I decided to embark on a quest in my cruise ship to find the cure. I sailed all over the world looking for the cure, but I spent most of my time yelling, "Hey! Get out of my toilet!"

Fortunately, someone named Paul who was a karate instructor decided to give everyone free karate lessons. He sent a text to everyone in the world saying, "Free karate lessons. -Paul" Taking karate lessons cured the epidemic and everyone cheered. The end.

Dreamed on 10/26/2019