I dreamed that I discovered a cure for the Corona virus. It only required 1 or 2 cornbread muffins, depending on the individual's age, height, and socioeconomic status.
Once the cure was applied, the CDC could remotely verify that it worked and the person would receive an official certificate in their email stating that they were virus free.
Unfortunately I don't remember the exact details of how the cornbread muffins were used in order to act as a cure, but I'm sure this information should be enough for the CDC to have a big headstart in researching and developing this simple but effective solution.
You're welcome, world.
Dreamed on 3/8/2020
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