Last night I dreamed that I legally changed my name to "Whom it may concern". By utilizing an obscure legal loophole I was then able to claim ownership to all mail addressed "To whom it may concern".
For some reason I thought it would be a great strategy to become rich and powerful. Instead my entire house quickly filled up with unending piles of useless junk mail. I'm not sure why my dream self thought any important letters would be addressed anonymously.
Dreamed on 1/7/2022
